May 24, 2011

Dinner Table Talk

Jack [holding up his index finger]:  This is my pointer finger, because it points.  And this [holding up his middle finger] is my whipping finger.  I whip people with it.

Parker: Yeah, you whip people off with it.

Mom [with sudden understanding]: Oh, you mean you flip people off with it.

Parker: No, you whip people off with it.

(Obviously, next came the explanation of why "giving someone the bird" isn't nice.)

1 comment:

Dawnya said...

But it's the Utah state bird! ;)